Snot.

So Jon was being a goober and wouldn't pay attention to me and I said "If you don't pay attention to me I'm gonna snot on you!" and he wasn't paying attention then he did something that made me laugh and I literally got snot on his face.

hahahhaha.
best moment ever.

He was like REALLY?!?! that's gross. And I just laughed and laughed and laughed.